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How To: Prank Your Freshmen

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Step 1. Be a teacher, or class advisor, or any alternatives of the same degree

Step 2. Have your senior students not talk about school staff, unless directly asked

Step 3. Strip yourself of any makeup, hair product, and accessories that will make you stand out and wear the school uniform

Step 4. Have your senior students present you to the class as a late classmate

Step 5. Spend the whole day with them undercover, as a classmate

Step 6. Do not give out your phone number. 
(This is vital, so that no one can call you, and that could cause a sticky situation indeed!)

Step 7. Do not attend the next day of orientation.
(This is where step 6 comes into place, so that no one can text or call you, to ask you where you are. It could blow your cover!)

Step 8. Have your senior students inform the freshmen that they were going to meet their form teachers

Step 9. Turn up in full glory in your work wear

Step 10. Enjoy the looks of disbelief and confusion on your new students’ face

(tried and tested)

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Author: Diana N. Din

22, female, Singaporean. There's so much more to know than just my ASL. Like how I find informercials interesting, animated children's films more heart wrenching than the saddest adult film you can think of, how the mind of an extroverted introvert works and well, my life in general is pretty interesting if written about in the right way. Unless you're not into getting to know someone on a deeper level, and an ASL is all you need, then - kthxbai.

One thought on “How To: Prank Your Freshmen

  1. You are writing regularly 😀

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